Description
| 1 | Satellite TV System | |
| 2 | Jack Spratt | |
| 3 | Penky's Trip Around The UK | |
| 4 | Monkey | |
| 5 | Connected To The Police | |
| 6 | Suggs Goes Shopping | |
| 7 | UB40 Song Titles | |
| 8 | Kid Calls DIY Store | |
| 9 | Estate Agent / Burps | |
| 10 | Peter O'Sullivan Goes Shopping | |
| 11 | Cockney Rhyming Slang / Restaurant | |
| 12 | News Story | |
| 13 | Bin Men | |
| 14 | 40th Birthday | |
| 15 | Jerry Springer | |
| 16 | Dog's Life | |
| 17 | Bob's Your Uncle / Happy As Larry | |
| 18 | Piano Teacher | |
| 19 | Nina Blythe / Nutter | |
| 20 | Noel Edmonds | |
| 21 | Irish Terrier | |
| 22 | News Story | |
| 23 | Parking Tickets | |
| 24 | Meatloaf | |
| 25 | Bruce Willis / Hotel |