Description
| 1 | The Rhythm Thief | 5:19 |
| 2 | How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall? | 3:50 |
| 3 | What Are All These Bands So Angry About? | 3:33 |
| 4 | I Married Myself | 4:59 |
| 5 | Ride 'Em Cowboy | 4:21 |
| 6 | My Baby's Taking Me Home | 4:43 |
| 7 | Your Call's Very Important To Us. Please Hold. | 4:12 |
| 8 | Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls | 7:08 |
| 9 | Suburban Homeboy | 2:59 |
CD Sparks - Lil' Beethoven
€15,19