Description
| 1 | The Rhythm Thief | 5:19 |
| 2 | How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall? | 3:52 |
| 3 | What Are All These Bands So Angry About? | 3:31 |
| 4 | I Married Myself | 4:59 |
| 5 | Ride 'Em Cowboy | 4:21 |
| 6 | My Baby's Taking Me Home | 4:43 |
| 7 | Your Call's Very Important To Us. Please Hold. | 4:12 |
| 8 | Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls | 7:08 |
| 9 | Suburban Homeboy | 2:58 |
| Bonus Tracks | ||
| 10 | The Legend Of Lil' Beethoven | 2:06 |
| 11 | Wunderbar (Concerto In Koch Minor) | 3:49 |
| 12 | Kakadu Kantata | 5:19 |
| 13 | Suburban Homeboy (Extended "Ron Speaks" Version) | 3:50 |
| 14 | The Rhythm Thief (Instrumental Version) | 5:21 |