Description
| 1 | The Rhythm Thief | 5:18 |
| 2 | How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall? | 3:50 |
| 3 | What Are All These Bands So Angry About? | 3:32 |
| 4 | I Married Myself | 4:59 |
| 5 | Ride 'em Cowboy | 4:20 |
| 6 | My Baby's Taking Me Home | 4:42 |
| 7 | Your Call's Very Important To Us. Please Hold | 4:13 |
| 8 | Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls | 7:08 |
| 9 | Suburban Homeboy | 3:00 |
| Bonus Tracks | ||
| 10 | The Legend Of Lil' Beethoven | 2:06 |
| 11 | Wunderbar | 3:54 |
| 12 | The Rhythm Thief (Instrumental Version) | 5:24 |
| Bonus Visuals | ||
| 13 | The Rhythm Thief (Video) | |
| 14 | Fear Of A Blank Page (Short Film) | |
| 15 | Lil' Beethoven Screensaver | |
CD Sparks - Lil' Beethoven
€15,18