Description
| 1 | There's Some Mistake | |
| 2 | The Perfect Gift | |
| 3 | The Neglected Wife's Valentine | |
| 4 | The Pension Poem | |
| 5 | Social Kissing | |
| 6 | Don't Kiss Me | |
| 7 | At The Hospital | |
| 8 | Mixed Ward | |
| 9 | Intro To The Wonderbra Poem | |
| 10 | The Wonderbra | |
| 11 | Rivers Of Treacle | |
| 12 | Global Warming | |
| 13 | Join A Gym | |
| 14 | Sexy At Sixty | |
| 15 | Surgically Enhanced | |
| 16 | Travels In New Zealand | |
| 17 | The Akaroa Cannon | |
| 18 | Rough Crossing | |
| 19 | Don't Start | |
| 20 | With These Hands | |
| 21 | Guppy's Camp | |
| 22 | I Am Ready Mr Prescott | |
| Bonus Extra Poem: | ||
| 23 | The Battle Of Portaloo | |