Description
| 1-1 | The Broken Woman | 3:42 |
| 1-2 | Global Warming | 2:55 |
| 1-3 | They Should Have Asked My Husband | 3:02 |
| 1-4 | I Love a Little Narrow Boat | 2:19 |
| 1-5 | The Akaroa Cannon | 2:01 |
| 1-6 | I Am Ready, Mr Prescott | 1:22 |
| 1-7 | Arthur Dan Steely the Novelty Act | 3:50 |
| 1-8 | The Downhill Skier | 2:02 |
| 1-9 | Call Out the Mountain Rescue ! | 1:33 |
| 1-10 | On White Horse Hill | 1:40 |
| 1-11 | Walking to Falkirk | 2:40 |
| 1-12 | Puppy Problems | 2:05 |
| 1-13 | No Alarm on the Flight Deck | 2:16 |
| 1-14 | Searching for Bryan Brown | 2:25 |
| 1-15 | The Biological Clock | 2:45 |
| 1-16 | Wayne | 0:35 |
| 1-17 | Jones the Invisible Man of the Third | 2:29 |
| 1-18 | Who's Had My Scissors ? | 1:44 |
| 1-19 | The Packing Poem | 4:49 |
| 1-20 | I Want to Go Home | 3:08 |
| 1-21 | If I Only Had My Glasses, I'd Be There | 2:24 |
| 1-22 | There's Some Mistake | 1:42 |
| 1-23 | Jim | 2:12 |
| 1-24 | All Too Much of a Fag | 0:52 |
| 2-1 | Won't Someone Take Our Barbecue Away ? | 2:55 |
| 2-2 | Don't Kiss Me | 2:00 |
| 2-3 | The Nasty Cornish Pasty | 0:45 |
| 2-4 | Bonemeal | 0:17 |
| 2-5 | Tippy Tappy Feet | 2:15 |
| 2-6 | Behold My Bold Provider | 2:26 |
| 2-7 | Miss Grundy and The Grand Hotel | 2:30 |
| 2-8 | Once I Was a Looker and So Was My Spouse | 2:18 |
| 2-9 | Please Will You Take Your Children Home Before I Do Them In | 2:12 |
| 2-10 | The Paper Ears | 1:10 |
| 2-11 | Through the Lens | 1:40 |
| 2-12 | Dump It ! | 1:24 |
| 2-13 | Cling to Me Nigel | 1:34 |
| 2-14 | Yes I'll Marry You My Dear | 1:22 |
| 2-15 | Silver Wedding Speech | 2:46 |
| 2-16 | The Battle of Portaloo | 3:08 |
| 2-17 | Dear Lord Litchfield | 2:20 |
| 2-18 | Crabby Christmas | 2:05 |
| 2-19 | Mixed Ward | 0:35 |
| 2-20 | Too Fat | 4:02 |
| 2-21 | Count Me Out | 1:54 |
| 2-22 | The Hernia Aria | 1:03 |
| 2-23 | Surgically Enhanced | 3:24 |
| 2-24 | The Pension Poem | 2:48 |
| 2-25 | Woodland Burial | 0:58 |
| 2-26 | Dont Bother, I'll Do It Myself | 1:17 |
| 2-27 | The Mattress Up the Stairs | 4:44 |