Description
| 1 | You Stupid Cunt | 1:29 |
| 2 | Coughin' Contest | 2:38 |
| 3 | Cancer | 0:30 |
| 4 | Non Stop Dancer / My Mum Song | 5:36 |
| 5 | Joan Crawford | 5:04 |
| 6 | Norman The Carpet | 1:37 |
| 7 | How's Your Mother | 4:40 |
| 8 | Back Of The Cab | 6:22 |
| 9 | Alfie Noakes | 3:00 |
| 10 | Nurse | 0:48 |
| 11 | In The Cubicles | 5:15 |
| 12 | Ross McPharter | 3:41 |
| 13 | Hello Colin | 0:16 |
| 14 | Having A Wank | 11:54 |
| 15 | I Saw This Bloke | 1:41 |
| 16 | Parking Offence | 5:45 |
| 17 | Members Only | 3:31 |
| 18 | Valerie's Hymen | 2:05 |
| 19 | Mother | 8:48 |
| 20 | Young Dudley Moore Performs 'Jump' | 1:47 |