Description
| CD-1 | Prelude | 0:48 |
| CD-2 | All Nereids Beware | 4:05 |
| CD-3 | One Day Women Will All Become Monsters | 3:33 |
| CD-4 | Expired In Goreville | 2:56 |
| CD-5 | Baby, You Wouldn't Last A Minute On The Creek | 4:41 |
| CD-6 | The Words 'Best Friend' Become Redefined | 3:36 |
| CD-7 | Interlude Pt 1 | 1:00 |
| CD-8 | There's No Penguins In Alaska | 4:34 |
| CD-9 | Interlude Pt 2 | 1:17 |
| CD-10 | We're Gonna Have Us A Champagne Jam | 4:20 |
| CD-11 | No Hardcore Dancing In The Living Room | 5:10 |
| CD-12 | Who's Sandie Jenkins | 1:59 |
| CD-13 | To Trixie And Reptile, Thanks For Everything | 4:19 |
| Bonus Tracks | ||
| CD-14 | Baby, You Wouldn't Last A Minute On The Creek (Acoustic) | 4:39 |
| CD-15 | Queen Of Diamonds (Live Demo) | 2:17 |
| CD-16 | Lindsay Quit Lollygagging (Acoustic) | 3:57 |
| Live: At The Metro - Chicago | ||
| DVD-1 | There's No Penguins In Alaska | |
| DVD-2 | Baby, You Wouldn't Last A Minute On The Creek | |
| Live: At Bamboozle - New Jersey | ||
| DVD-3 | The Words 'Best Friend' Become Redefined | |
| DVD-4 | All Nereids Beware | |
| Live: At Chain Reaction - California | ||
| DVD-5 | To Trixie And Reptile, Thanks For Everything (Acoustic) | |
| Home Movie | ||
| DVD-6 | On Tour With Chiodos | |
| DVD-7 | Recording 'Lindsay Quit Lollygagging' | |
| Music Video | ||
| DVD-8 | Baby, You Wouldn't Last A Minute On The Creek | |