Description
| 1 | I Hope You Die | 3:39 |
| 2 | The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope | 4:03 |
| 3 | Mama's Boy | 0:34 |
| 4 | Three Point One Four | 3:56 |
| 5 | Mope | 4:37 |
| 6 | Yummy Down On This | 3:48 |
| 7 | The Ballad Of Chasey Lain | 2:22 |
| 8 | R.S.V.P. | 0:16 |
| 9 | Magna Cum Nada | 4:01 |
| 10 | The Bad Touch | 4:20 |
| 11 | That Cough Came With A Prize | 0:15 |
| 12 | Take The Long Way Home | 3:08 |
| 13 | Hell Yeah | 5:02 |
| 14 | Right Turn Clyde | 5:25 |
| 15 | This Is Stupid | 0:10 |
| 16 | A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying | 5:38 |
| 17 | The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey | 0:11 |
| 18 | Along Comes Mary | 3:25 |
| 47 | Studio Bullshit (Hidden Track) | 3:37 |